(972): like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
(214): I hope to god you are high

(847): I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
(224): RUN RUN RUN RUN

(650): Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)

(936): Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....

(314): My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.

(918): The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.

(225): Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
(1-225): Wtf?
(225): Use the slutty part of ur brain.

(858): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.


...thanks to textsfromlastnight.com for taking over my life every day.

I want my life back.

saturday:
up at 6am.
worked till 1.
drank a bottle of champagne.
lost my sunglasses.
passed out on the couch.
passed out on the living room floor.
peed my bed.
passed out on the floor of my closet.
broke the living room coffee table.
threw up for two hours.
passed out on the floor of the bathroom.
got a bloody nose in the middle of the night.

most destructive day of my life.
normally, i would be so embarrassed and humiliated i would want to hide in bed and pretend like none of it ever happened.
the strange thing is, i don't even care.
just get me the hell out of this apartment and back home where things like this don't happen to me...

"I still find each day too short
For all the thoughts I want to think,
All the walks I want to take,
All the books I want to read,
And all the friends I want to see."
John Burroughs

I want to be somebody who can face all the things I've been running from..

"Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations."



I guess I should lower my expectations....

"It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing."

getting through today

I found this in the book I was reading today at work...let me dream for a minute, and made the rest of the day a little easier. Just thought I would share it...

When I have a house...as I sometime may
I'll suit my fancy in every way.
I'll fill it with things that have caught my eye
in drifting from Europe to Molokai...

My house will stand on the side of a hill
by a slow, broad river, deep and still,
with a tall lone pine on guard nearby
where the birds can sing and the storm winds cry.


--In Search of Eden.